Despite the overwhelming amount of candy in the aisles of every store this time of year, I have yet to break down and purchase any Halloween candy yet. I know myself way too well. I've eaten entire bags of candy. I mean, they were "Fun Size" after all, so I felt obligated to see just how much fun they were. My mouth delighted in that brand of fun. My waistline and butt... not so much.
I'm intrigued by the new movement for Halloween Trick or Treaters--called "The Teal Pumpkin Project." It would seem that it would serve dual purpose for someone like me who struggles to shut up bags of candy from calling me to eat them.
First and foremost, the Teal Pumpkin Project is a movement to provide safe treats to kids who may have food allergies. It makes sense, as it would seem there are increasingly more and more kids with peanut allergies, or other allergies that can be life-threatening.
The gist of the project is that you paint a pumpkin teal and leave it on your front steps as decoration, signifying that you are handing out non-candy treats--things that will be safe for kids with food allergies. It's a cool idea, and it makes it a lot easier for parents to not have to crush the fun of Trick or Treating for their kids who have food allergies, by having to remove the offending candy from the haul.
But let's be honest here. Parents steal kids' candy all the time after Halloween. Dad "having" to eat a Payday candy bar out of his kids bucket, might be a real treat for Dad, and not just a life-saving measure for his kid with peanut allergies.
At any rate, the Teal Pumpkin Project is a cool idea. I may end up participating, not just to help parents with kids who have food allergies, but to prevent myself from devouring bags of Halloween candy before the day even gets here.
I have long wanted to go to the Minnesota Renaissance Festival in Shakopee. This year, I was finally able to attend. It didn’t disappoint one bit either!
It was my good friend, Linda’s birthday so it was a fitting day to celebrate among the creative souls who participate in the event each year, and enjoy some excellent delicacies and drink.
And there were some fantastic food and beverages on hand for indulging in during the day. I’m grateful that I didn’t know the calorie-count for what I ingested. We walked a lot though, so hopefully that offset some of it.
Needless to say, shopping is amazing with all of the artisans in their store fronts. There are some incredibly talented artists who sell their wares there. If you’ve never been to the Minnesota Renaissance Festival, you will be delighted at the buildings that have been constructed to house the stores and food vendors, as well as the stages. They really add a lot of character to the event.
Speaking of stages, probably the most enjoyable performance for me was the legendary comedy duo, “Puke & Snot.” Admittedly, the original “Snot” had passed away several years ago, but his replacement seems to have melded into the act seamlessly. They really were truly enjoyable and guffaw-inducing.
I was worried that we would stick out like sore thumbs, as we didn’t dress in costumes, as so many do. Honestly, even if I did have appropriate period clothing, I’m not sure I would’ve sported it for the day. I was much more comfortable in my tennis shoes and jeans.
But there were indeed plenty of costumes. Some weren’t even period clothing for the medieval era, which was a head scratcher for me. I spotted several people wearing costumes that could have passed for sport-team mascots. I’ll admit I was quite confused by them, but I suppose if people have enough to drink—who gives a rip, right?
But it was weird. In the parking lot, I saw a guy in jeans and a T-shirt, walking with a woman, who was wearing a tank top and shorts… and a big, fuzzy, pink cat head. I asked Linda how that fit into the Renaissance time. She was unsure too, so we just shrugged it off and kept walking.
Only I spotted more and more of these furry animal costumed folks. I started to flash back to an old CSI episode, in which the team was investigating a crime that involved the kinky role playing where folks rub up against each other like animals, wearing these oversized mascot-like costumes. Ewwww!
Needless to say, we steered clear of these fuzzy folks the rest of the day.
But there certainly were a lot of other fantastic costumes to see. There was plenty of leather accented attire, which I’m a big fan of, and lots of “cups-running-over,” when it came to women’s busty costumes. Saucy wenches were definitely ever-present. Some were even making good use of lack of pockets, by using their cleavage, as the photo to the right shows. I have to admit, I have been known to use my own cleavage as a drink cup holder once or twice as well in my life.
It was another one of those moments, like at a country music festival where those who should don’t, and those who shouldn’t do. If that statement confuses you, let me clarify. Linda spotted a woman who had very veiny boobs. She referred to them as, “Blue Boobs” they were that bad. I missed it, but I wasn’t going to turn around to go get a gander, but bless her heart for having the confidence to jump in and have fun at the festival!
The event is certainly full of some bawdy fun, and you never know what you'll see there... like "the Pope" chattin' up a wench at one of the the wine serving booths. No word on how that all turned out, but he sure made the maiden slinging drinks smile!
Linda and I have already made plans to return again next year to the festival. Maybe we’ll put together our own saucy costumes… or not. The real benefit of such get ups at our age is the additional support of the bosom, but somehow, I have a feeling we’ll just leave those roles to the others. I prefer to people watch—and the Minnesota Renaissance Festival is ripe for just that!
"Queen of the Backup." That was a title that my mother held, and likely still does; only now I’m giving her a run for her money. Yes, I’ve become my mother. When I go to the store, I buy two of something, to ensure that when the first runs out, I still have a “backup” on hand to carry us until I can get to the store again. This plan is quite seamless and rarely there is there a hiccup, unless my husband is involved.
He’s not the best communicator when his toiletries run low and I don’t exactly check out the levels of his stuff, as I’m generally running arse-over-tea-kettle to get myself ready in the morning.
It has come to my attention that he is out of deodorant, not that he told me or anything.
I happened to notice a big ol’ armpit hair on my deodorant this morning. At first, I panicked, thinking, “My God! Has it been THAT long since I shaved?!”
But then I remembered that I have been breaking down and actually running the razor over the offending areas more frequently, mostly because I don’t want stray cats to begin using my legs as scratching posts. I’ll generally hit the armpits more frequently, so this was a conundrum.
Then it hit me. This nasty, long hair on my deodorant had to come from my husband’s arm pit. It was then that I cursed the advertising slogan of this particular brand: “Strong Enough for a Man, but Made for a Woman.”
Well, Bravo!! It doesn’t mean that I wanted his hairy pit to be slathered with my stick!
I went back into the bedroom and nudged his snoring body.
“Hey—I know you used my deodorant. Are you out of yours?”
A fuzzy reply, “How do you know I used it?”
“Because there was a HUGE PIT HAIR on it!”
The bed began to shake with his stifled laughter. Needless to say, I will be making a trip to get him his own underarm deodorant today. I'm sure anyone who was around him yesterday will at least appreciate he found something that worked to supress his "manly" scent.
Has your husband ever “borrowed” some of your products? Did he leave them “tainted?”
I’m not one of those chubby gals who hates on skinny women.
I just hate when skinny women profess they “just can’t eat another bite” in front of the group they are dining with, but when no one is looking, they devour anything in sight.
True story. Recently, I was with a bunch of people and we were all noshing on the delightful dishes everyone brought. One of the rail thin woman was picking at all of the food, but being careful not to actually put much on her plate.
“I’m just not that hungry these days.”
Yeah, me either. Ok, that’s a lie. I’ve rarely passed up a piece of cheese bread, or a delicious pasta salad.
It wouldn’t bother me so much, if this gal was just honest about it. Professing in front of the crowd that you’re “not that hungry these days,” and then I see you shoveling food into your mouth when you think no one is looking is a bit amusing to me.
It’s OK to eat. You’re among friends. Isn’t the rule that if you eat in the company of three or more friends, calories don’t count? It is in my world.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been known to eat a meal on the run over the kitchen sink, (another feat that negates calories, according to my sources) but to profess you’re just not hungry and then I see you snarfing food as quickly as possible when you think no one is looking? That’s just weird.
But I think I finally figured out what was going on with her. She had a date with her, and I’m guessing she was trying to not eat in front of him. Girls these days!
Believe it or not, guys don’t mind seeing that you eat. If they are ever going to take you out to dine on a date, they’d likely want to know that they aren’t wasting their money on the occasion. There’s nothing worse than paying a hefty price for a plate of food at a restaurant only to watch the server clear most of it away at the end of the meal, uneaten.
Ladies, don’t be afraid to eat in front of a prospective boyfriend. If you are going to be that insecure around him, perhaps this isn’t the relationship for you.
Men go through a similar thing in the dating process, only it’s the back end of eating. Literally. I remember when my husband would get up and “check on something” when we were dating. I learned later that it was code for he had to fart.
Long gone are the days of fresh air in our relationship. Toby doesn’t hold back any more. I guess I do miss some things about the early days of dating.
Karl Klug and Isaac Fruechte took a moment out of their busy day today to chat with Phil & Jacklyn this morning. The pair will face off tomorrow on the gridiron in Tennessee. The game can be heard right here on KQ98, starting at 7pm tomorrow.
The discussion this morning however, was A LOT more lighthearted than a professional football game. Take a listen to the chat here:
Exactly one year ago today, my husband, Toby underwent surgery to remove cancer from his body. It was hands down, the scariest day of our lives. Looking back on it now, and how it all unfolded--I don't think I'd change a thing. It truly brought us closer together.
The old saying, "You can't control what happens to you, but you CAN control how you react to it," definitely is applicable in these type of life situations. How we respond in the face of an unpleasant or tenuous situation speaks volumes about us. It's incredibly hard to make a conscious effort to always put your best foot forward, but it's worthwhile to try. You don't want to ruin your reputation with a childish outburst triggered by an emotionally charged situation.
While he rarely, if ever, has a childish outburst, my husband IS a child trapped in a man's body.
"You'll want to empty your pockets of any valuables, Mr. Nuttleman, and let your wife hold them," said the nurse who was about to take my husband for his colonoscopy.
Toby obliged by stuffing his thick mitts into his jeans, then handing me a large stack of shock absorber packers and a little shock tool. I married a motorhead, what can I say?
Admittedly, it wasn't so much what he handed me that struck me, as it was the look in his eyes. I saw fear in his gaze, as he gave me a quick peck on the lips and shuffled off behind the nurse. I wasn't accustomed to seeing that in his steely blue peepers. My heart sank and I prayed that he would be one of the many patients that wake up from the procedure with no recollection of anything--except having to drink that God-awful gallon of GoLytely that I mixed with Crystal Light Lemonade.
I waited. And waited, listening half-heartedly to the conversations of others who had loved ones there for the same screening. Suprisingly, it wasn't all just "older" folks who were in for the "backend-look-see." The ages varied and they weren't all men either.
About an hour later, the same nurse appeared and smiled sweetly as she called my name to come back with her. I was led to a little rooom, where Toby was laying on his side, wrapped up in a blanket, with an IV plugged into his hand. There were monitoring wires hooked up to him as well; very reminiscent of the emergency room heart scare we had experienced just a month earlier.
He appeared to be sleeping, but assured me that he was "just resting his eyes." The nurse giggled and told him that he could get dressed now, if he wanted to, and informed us that it's recommended that he pass some gas before leaving after this procedure.
Toby's eyes fluttered open upon that directive and immediately, he released another one of his epic bursts of flatulence. His eyes were twinkling and the corners of his mouth turned upward with delight. Some things never get old for him. The nurse cheered for his musical abilities. I buried my face in my hands in utter embarrassment.
It wasn't much longer and the doctor came into the room, closing the door behind him. He informed us that he had found two polyps and removed them, which is fairly commonplace during a colonoscopy. I was both surprised and pleased that Toby only had two. But it was the doctor's next sentence that sent my mind reeling.
"We also found a tumor."
What?! I looked over at Toby, who was nodding his head with his eyes closed, like he was jamming out to a song. Was he still THAT drugged up and not hearing what I thought I heard? I whipped my head back over to the doctor and frowned. He repeated the words again, as it was painfully obvious that I was in denial and perhaps Toby was too.
"We found a tumor. It's about an inch in size."
A ringing started in my ears, as the doctor continued to fill us in on the nature of the tumor. In his experience, and based upon the appearance of it, he believed it was malignant. They planned to perform a biopsy, which would give us a definitive answer. By the next day, we would know if we were about to embark on a new journey--battling cancer.
Waiting for the phone to ring with news from a doctor is grueling torture. It is astounding the crazy scenarious that a worried mind can concoct. The call finally came late that next afternoon. The tumor was malignant. Toby had cancer.
After all of the follow up exams and tests, we discovered that the cancer was not anywhere else in Toby's body. We had what seemed to be the best-case scenario for the outlook to eradicate the cancer, as the words, "very curable" passed the doctor's lips during the conversation. It was another reason to breathe easier.
It was also another reason to continue to beat the drum of early detection through colonoscopy exams. I cannot stress enough to everyone reading this just how important that particular check-up is. Toby may not say it, but he knows damn well that if I hadn't forced him to go to the doctor for the exam, he would likely be battling for his life in a matter of a few years.
Now more than ever, given the string of health concerns he's experienced, Toby knows the value and importance of listening to his body and his wife. (He won't admit to that last one, if you ask him.) Think about it--would you rather avoid what you perceive to be embarrassing, or have your life cut short because you can't get past the awkward thought of the exam? Be brave. Male or female--this exam is important. You can't control what happens to you, but you CAN control how you react to it. And sometimes, being PROACTIVE instead of reactive is the best medicine--literally.
The crews are finally starting to lay blacktop in downtown La Crosse, signaling the eventual end of at least some of the ripped up roads being put back together.
People think that I’m crazy when I say, “I LOVE the smell of blacktop!!”
But I do really love it! Smells can trigger memories, and every time I smell blacktop, it takes me back to the Belford Drive-In; an outdoor movie theater located between Belvidere and Rockford, IL.
When we were kids going to the drive-in for a movie was a real special treat. We’d all pile into our Dodge station wagon and head over there. It was so exciting!
When I was about four years old, I remember going there on a steamy hot summer night. They had just finished laying blacktop down and the smell was intoxicatingly good to my young nostrils. It was nice and warm underfoot too. I recall getting out of our station wagon to walk on it in my fuzzy, pink socks.
I also recall my mother’s horror as she saw the bottoms of said pink, fuzzy socks—which were quickly covered in black tar.
Mind you, I thought that was pretty cool. They became grippy-bottomed socks. They actually sell those these days and issue them in hospitals. I was ahead of my time, even though I had no idea what I had done back then.
Regardless, every time I smell blacktop, it takes me back to the Belford Drive-In. Those were good times. I love that smell.
Of course I also love the smell of racing fuel. Perhaps it’s just a petroleum-based product thing?
It’s obvious that men are the driving force behind pharmaceutical companies. First, it was Viagra and other drugs created to help men get and maintain erections. Now, it’s Addyi—a drug intended to improve a woman’s sex drive.
Don’t get me wrong. I love sex; probably more than most men, so the whole topic of sex-enhancing drugs is a moot point to a gal like me, but that’s neither here nor there.
If men REALLY want to turn women on and get them aroused for sexcapades, the answer is glaringly simple—and it doesn’t even involve popping a pill, or rubbing a cream on anything… although a rubdown/backrub will take you miles in the boudoir, gentlemen. (That is a backrub for HER… not you.)
Yes, if a man truly wants to turn a woman on and get her motor revving, all he needs to do is fire up the vacuum cleaner, or cook a meal AND clean up the kitchen afterwards. Seriously. Take some of the load off of your woman, as in a load of laundry that you wash, dry, fold and put away all by yourself.
If you can lessen the amount of work a woman has to do on any given evening, after you BOTH have worked all day, and took care of the kids—you will be making her quiver with lust for you!
Don’t believe me? Share these photos with your wife. Listen intently to her reaction to them. Then pick up a broom or dishcloth and get going. I guarantee your love life will improve dramatically!
I received this email last night. I dunno… it seems innocuous enough. Maybe I’ll send him all of my personal information.
Hello Dear Jacklyn,
You got a good heart and a fascinating profile on this site. I would like to know if you are alone, because I want to introduce myself to you perhaps i should start by telling you a little about myself. My name is George Adam, I am a citizen of Canada. Originally I live in Montreal Canada and am 52 years old.. I am a widower and i have no children. I am a Maritime Engineer working with Cosco shipping company.
I am currently the chief engineer. As head of Marine Engineering on board ship, i work closely with the Captain, occasionally holding equal rank, to ensure that the physical aspect of the vessel is completely under control. A challenging job i must say and I am passionate about my work and my contributions. I also use the opportunity giving my work to engage in some other business like supply of palm oil from Asia to South America.
I'm a simple person who enjoy simple things like going to see a movie, hanging out with friends and reading . What annoys me most is dishonesty and tardiness. I'm here, hoping to find someone to spend the rest of my life with, I know I am ready to settle down, build myself a family with love and understanding. I know this is an unorthodox way to find a partner but..it is the 21st century, anything goes right?
I hope this is a good enough introductions for now. Thanks again, hope to read from you again.
Now is your turn to tell me about yourself, You name, your nationality, what you do,your likes and dislikes and anything you feel like sharing with a stranger who wants to be a friend.
Hope you have a wonderful day.
It was a rare night for me last evening, as I watched more TV than I normally do. Technically, the TV was on in the background, while I was working around the house, but that was enough to allow me to get a glimpse at some interesting TV…and I’m using the word “interesting” loosely.
What do you get when you take a passel of 8th graders trapped in adult bodies, and throw them on an island in a romantic setting? Well, it’s “Bachelor in Paradise,” of course! Insecurity, hormones, and dramatics run rampant throughout, with a pinch of rat b@stardness mixed in for good measure.
I’m hopeful that as a whole, the general population is way more intelligent than the participants on the show—because if that’s not the case—I’m VERY worried for the future of this world.
Honestly, I had that nauseous feeling from years gone by, dealing with “friends” from my youth, who were immature and dripping with over-the-top in dramatics, when things didn’t go their way in life. I’m having a hard time understanding why ANYONE would want to watch this program. I hated those years… why would I want to relive them through my TV?!
I will NEVER forget missing a Dokken concert when I was in high school, because of a friend who was upset because she didn’t buy a ticket to join us, so she faked a suicide and basically caused us to miss the show, to prove we cared enough about her.
I think we all grew up with a “friend” who was always clamoring to be in the spotlight, creating drama where there was none, and not happy, unless you were unhappy. Sheesh! Again, I ask you—WHY would anyone want to watch a TV show that harkens back to THAT crap?!
I took our dog outside to give my mind a break… and to make sure the dog wouldn’t have explosive diarrhea again on our carpeting.
When I came back in, a new show was on the boob tube. One starring that manly man—Bear Grylis, who is my number one draft pick for my team during a Zombie Apocalypse.
At any rate, Bear had Michelle Rodriguez, (from the “Fast & Furious” movies) on the program with him. They were scaling rocks, and roughing it in the desolate desert somewhere. It was interesting enough, so I didn’t change the channel.
I did however, have to stifle my dinner from being urped back up, when they were preparing their “dinner” that first night on the show.
Good ol’ Bear had managed to capture a mouse. He and Michelle proceeded to disembowel the rodent, and skin it to prepare it for eating. But apparently, that wasn’t vulgar enough for this reality show. No, they needed to crank the vomit-factor up a notch or eight, by having Bear explain that he was going to make a “stew” out of the mouse meat, using… wait for it… urine.
He recommended that Michelle provide the urine, as he didn’t think she would want to imbibe in his.
I have no idea how the show, or the stew turned out—as I shut the TV off, and promptly went to the bathroom, where I dry heaved before heading to bed.
Nightmares of urine and rodents plagued my sleep. I’m not watching any more reality TV like that ever again.
You’ve likely heard of the phrase, “cramming ten pounds of ____ into a five gallon bucket.” If you’re like me, that would summarize your weekend.
I’m not complaining in the least! My mind is whirling, trying to process all of the things that I did this weekend and find “storage room” in my brain for memories!
I met some incredibly funny and fun-loving folks at Country on the River. I haven’t laughed that much in a very long time! I learned how a man can get 30-second abs. And had the fact reinforced that men who are bold enough to wear an eye-catching get-up, are generally going to be the life of the party.
Admittedly, I was wiped out by the bus ride home. I had been awake for nearly 24 hours at that point; a brutal reminder that I’m getting older.
I took a hot shower when I got home and fell into bed—out cold—only to be roused a couple of hours later, by a whimpering dog, and toe nails on the wood floor in the kitchen. Our dog, Bo had to take a major crap. He hadn’t been feeling well lately, so I sprung out of bed and let him outside, much to his relief. However, upon returning to the bedroom, I noticed that Bo managed to spring a leak out of his backend on the carpeting… all the way down the hallway. Not one drop on the wood floors. Nope; it all landed on the carpeting.
I felt awful for him though. He just wasn’t feeling very well. The good news was that by yesterday, he had some spring back in his step. Suffice it to say, his “painting” of the carpeting must have got most of the “ick” out of him. I still love him.
Didn’t get too much sleep, as there was the Von Arx family reunion on Saturday, and I had volunteered to help check people in for the festivities. It was fun to see faces that I haven’t seen in a while. And nice to be working on a station that many of them seem to listen to as well!
From there—it was off to the La Crosse Fairgrounds Speedway, where my husband’s two drivers knocked out another 1-2 finish in the NASCAR Late Model division. Ty Majeski set the fast time for the division, and then grabbed the checkers in the main event, by deftly charging to the front. Steve Carlson, who appears to have a lock on the championship, snagged the second spot at the finish line.
Admittedly, I DID finally sleep in on Sunday. I probably should have gotten up and gone to church to thank God for all he’s blessed us with in our lives, but honestly—I just couldn’t move. (Plus, Bo slept outside on the off-chance that he had the runs again.)
We spent most of the day yesterday helping my step-daughter, Chelsey get things ready to go to the Wisconsin State Fair, where she will be showing her sheep. My husband got up at 2am to head over there, so needless to say, I got up early too and came into work. Why not? Might as well face the day and get on with it!
No complaints from me on the weekend! It was nice to have it mostly filled with personal, family fun—and not all work stuff. How was your weekend? Are you able to squeeze your butt cheeks and pick up a dime from the floor?
Have you ever lost something? I don’t mean a love that you still pine after, but rather something—an item of some sort.
Does it drive you mad thinking about it? Wondering where you dropped it or set it down, only to never see it again? Did someone steal it? You start to feel like you’re losing your mind.
Imagine that happening in a foreign country, during war time, with your wallet. As if you didn’t have enough stress going on in your life at that time, right?
That’s exactly what happened to Eligio Ramos of California. He and his battalion took shelter in an Austrian farmhouse back in 1945, and it was there that he lost his wallet. Flash forward to 2015, when a doctor by the name of Josef Ruckhofer, whose late grandfather owned that farmhouse over in Austria, began to do some renovations at the old farmhouse. The wallet was discovered, and Ruckhofer did some research based upon the old army ID card in the wallet, locating Ramos.
Eventually, the wallet was returned to Ramos, and it was quite a rush to see the old, weathered wallet—filled with photos of many family members, who have since become grown-ups.
It’s nice to know that there are good people in this world who return items to their rightful owners when they are found. It’s also a reminder of how quickly time flies in this lifetime. One of the photos in Ramos’ wallet was of his entire battalion group. He is now the sole survivor.
Phil and I were talking about this story and how those who served in World War II are passing away, with so few from that generation around to share their stories. We hear stories in the media about endangered species all the time, but the reality is—that’s exactly what those folks from the greatest generation are—so if you have grandparents alive yet, make it a point to spend some time with them. Set up a video camera and document their stories. What could have been lost forever, will be found quite interesting by future generations.
I have a friend who is pregnant and I’m very excited for her and husband to become first-time parents. I know they’ll be awesome!!
She recently shared a 3D ultrasound picture of their unborn child with me. It took every ounce of strength I had to not blurt out what my immediate thoughts were, upon gazing at the photograph. I have to be honest—I kind of freaked out looking at it.
This is one of those moments where technology is not necessarily a good thing. I get that the 3D pictures are “amazing” for some people, but to me—they looked creepy.
Further, if I were pregnant—I wouldn’t want to have such a realistic gander at my unborn child—nor would I want to know the sex of the baby beforehand. To me, that’s the equivalent of reading the last pages of a book, BEFORE you even start reading it.
And what if, God forbid--something goes wrong and the baby doesn't make it to term? After seeing the actual face in a 3D ultrasound... how could you not become even more tormented at the awful turn of events?
Again, I’m happy for my friends—they’re going to make great parents, and I look forward to her husband being on poop patrol with diapers. But I’m still struggling with the 3D ultrasound. Am I weird? Do you find the 3D ultrasound photos creepy looking? Would you want that detailed of a look at your child before he or she is born?
I play around with video cameras a lot. I have two GoPros that I mount on race cars—one forward-facing, the other is mounted on the back of the car—to get unique footage during races. Together, they have produced some very compelling footage—and still photos. I have yet to be able to afford a drone to take to the sky for shooting some awesome videos at events, but I’m hoping to do so in the near future.
Drones are becoming quite popular. There is discussion among legislators to put laws into effect to curb unchecked use of the devices. As much as I detest government regulation, I realize that this one was bound to happen. People lack common sense, and it’s those who are deficient that prompt the government to regulate everyone—unfortunately even those who do have the ability to employ common sense.
I hate to keep referring to things my mother taught my brothers and me when we were growing up, but it seems applicable again here. Mom always said, “How would it make you feel if someone did that to you?” Honestly, if your spidey sense is telling you that something might not be a good idea—chances are, it’s NOT a good idea. People tend to ignore their gut when it means squashing what they WANT to do—hence the death of common sense.
Have you seen the footage from a drone that flew over a neighborhood, shooting video of a fire was being put out at a residence. The firefighters spotted it—and immediately aimed their hose at the unit—effectively knocking it out of the sky, and abruptly ending the filming.
In my mind—and I’d like to think it’s common sense—the pilot of the drone had no business flying—hovering really, at a low level, and shooting footage over a private home without the owner’s permission.
How about the recent case in Kentucky, where a young girl spotted a drone hovering over her family’s backyard, shooting video as she was outside? She called attention to her father, William Merideth, who promptly came out, assessed the situation and took aim with his legally licensed, 40 mm Glock—landing a shot and forcing the crash of the drone.
The owners of the drone made their presence known physically, and were quite irate that their $1,800-machine was destroyed. Needless to say, Merideth informed them he would be taking another shot with his gun, if they stepped into his yard.
The police arrested Merideth and jailed him for “wanton endangerment first degree and criminal mischief,” for firing the gun into the air. Nothing was done to the men who were flying the drone, who profess to have been trying to film footage of a friend’s house.
Merideth was shocked because he said it is unclear if the drone was used to look at the young girls by the swimming pool or perhaps searching for something to steal. He added that with a six-foot privacy fence, one has the expectation of privacy, and the actions of the drone owner, to him, were trespassing, and an invasion of privacy.
What do you think? Was William Merideth justified in shooting the drone down? Or was he over-reacting?
Who knew Shania Twain’s butt would unleash such a firestorm? I posted pictures yesterday from her concert in Minneapolis—including one of my signature snaps—the “Buttshot.” It happened to be one of her in the final costume of the night---that was a little “cheeky.”
In all seriousness, I ask you—what is the difference between what Shania wore last night and say the swimsuit featured in the photo next to my picture of the pop-country star? One is acceptable garb at the beach and the other—well, it’s drawing the ire of many.
The Shania shot was apparently a very polarizing photograph—evoking a whole gamut of emotions. Some were offended by this display of flesh; some thought it was impressive, and others likely sat alone in a dark room and took matters into their own hands.
I’m not here to judge. I posted the picture for several reasons. First and foremost, I tend to focus my camera lens on male backsides, for obvious selfish reasons. I was trying to be equal and fair to everyone who has ever gazed at my buttshot collection.
I’ve had a handful of guys give me some grief, sniping about how “if a man posted a picture of a woman’s backside—all hell would break loose.” Maybe. Maybe not.
Being politically correct has never been my strong suit. I find it difficult to refrain from posting such juvenile photos. Sorry, I’m not sorry.
We all need to quit trying to find offense in everything. My mom always used to tell us kids to “be the duck” and let things that bother you “roll off like water on a duck’s back.” If people in this world had a little thicker skin, I think we’d all be better off.
Conversely, it’s nice to notice that Shania’s skin on her rump is not at all thick, and still looking mighty firm. Not bad for a soon-to-be-50-year-old.
And that was the other reason that I posted the picture. Shania will be a half century old this coming August 28th. I don’t know about you, but I’ve rarely seen an older tush of ANY celebrity look that amazing. That’s because most celebrities would never have the confidence or the audacity to expose a little cheek. I think it’s worth celebrating!
So CHEERS to your favorite ass today! (I’m married to mine.)
There’s something about small town festivals that make you happy that you live in the Midwest. This weekend, you can check out Nordic Fest in Decorah, and Houston Hoedown—aptly happening in Houston.
Naturally, I’m drawn to the food on the Nordic Fest website. And while I’m not totally sure exactly what Rommegrot is, I can read the recipe and see that it’s made with sugar and TWO WHOLE STICKS of BUTTER, so it can’t be too bad! I fancy it’s quite tasty. Butter makes everything better… and my butt bigger, but I digress.
Besides, if I eat it at Nordic Fest, I’d be eating in the company of three or more, so that means there are no calories, right? I especially like the fact that it calls for ¾ cup of sugar… and then you sprinkle MORE sugar… and cinnamon on it before serving. It sounds delicious… and like every dentist’s nightmare.
Most of these festivals during the summer have their share of 5K runs, or some other athletic endeavor. I absolutely love the fact that Nordic Fest has a couple of events that even a beer swilling country boy could partake in, like the “Nordic Fest Rock Throw,” and “Molkky.”
The rock throw is pretty self-explanatory, and is likely a real spectator-pleaser. I would think some enterprising person with the festival should consider selling a sponsorship for the rock throwing event to a chiropractor. That would be a partnership made in heaven.
Molkky, on the other hand is quite different. It’s like a combination between bowling and horseshoes… sort of. You basically are throwing a wooden baton at pins in an effort to garner the most points. I would never laugh at this sport, despite the temptation. I’ve participated in curling before, and I can assure you there’s more to that sport than just winging a “stone” down the ice. Of course, I’m an auto racing fan, so I understand how people who don’t “get” a sport will snort at it. Regardless, these sound like a lot of fun to do.
Then there’s the Houston Hoedown this weekend. They’re doing a different twist on the typical sporting run that most events have. Theirs is a 2.5 mile run… but you’re encouraged to wear a cowboy hat… and a costume. They’ll have prizes to award for the most creative, most “Hoedown-like,” and the funniest too. That might be worthwhile and a real kick to do, if you’re a runner.
As for me, it’s been well-documented that I won’t run, unless my life is in eminent danger, so it’s unlikely that I’d be participating in a run of any sort; however, I wouldn’t mind seeing all of the participants with their creativity!
You can also check out the firefighter Water Fights at Houston Hoedown. This is quite the spectacle, if you've never seen it. Firefighters from various communities bring their "teams" to town to square off against other teams... with their hoses. It's sort of like tug-o-war, only it's done with water from hoses aimed at a barrel on a cable. You're guaranteed to get a little misty... not from crying, but from the water--so it's a great way to enjoy an event and stay cool--as well as support your local firefighters!
I also love that Houston Hoedown has an antique tractor and car show—as well as the very popular horse, truck and tractor pulls. That’s some serious horse power there. I’ve been to a few tractor pulls. I like to drink beer in one of those resealable bottles… to prevent dirt from getting into my beverage!
It’s my understanding that they draw a LOT of tractor pullers from around the area to take part in it—so it should be a great showing. My husband and I are friends with Kurt Heyroth of Bangor, who drives a pulling truck that he did up to look like Tow Mater from the movie “Cars.” I’m not sure if he’s going to the Hoedown pull or not—but he’s usually a crowd favorite wherever he goes—for obvious reasons.
Enjoy the festivals this weekend—wherever you’re headed! And good luck if you’re participating in any of the competitions.
Lord have mercy on the stupid. There isn't much else to add to this. The tweets speak for themselves. I will say that the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office has someone VERY witty at the helm of their Twitter account!
If you’re planning on eloping and getting hitched in Las Vegas, it’s going to cost you a little more now. The price of a wedding license in Sin City is rising by $14 to $77. (It still cracks me up that you need a license to get married, but any moron can have kids... but I digress.) The vote to increase the price was unanimous by the county commissioners, who intend to earmark the additional funds for promoting Vegas as a wedding destination.
Apparently, the folks in Vegas are concerned that there’s been a significant drop in people getting married there. I know my husband and I considered tying the knot there, but decided against it, due to our desire to have as many family members present at our nuptials. A destination wedding just wasn’t conducive for being inclusive with both of our large families.
Vegas sometimes carries the connotation of bad decisions, which I think also enters some people’s minds upon hearing that someone got married there. I mean, Carrie Underwood’s song, “Last Name,” spells that whole deal out quite clearly. Perhaps that’s part of the reason for the decline?
I wouldn’t mind renewing our vows down the road there… mostly because Vegas IS a lot of fun. I mean, "Elvis" could perform the ceremony! And of course, there's the chance to win money at every turn! Would you get married in Vegas? Do you know anyone who did? Are they still married?