I always seem to find myself in trouble, but I always manage to get out of it. These dimples can be deceiving.


Emmy Recap

I was too busy watching the Packers beat the Seahawks Sunday night to see the Emmys, but have no fear because here are the need to knows to be in the know.


Drama Series: Game of Thrones (HBO)

Comedy Series: Veep (HBO)

Actor, Drama: Jon Hamm - Mad Men (AMC)

Actress, Drama: Viola Davis - How To Get Away With Murder (ABC)

Actor, Comedy: Jeffrey Tambor -  Transparent (Amazon)

Actress, Comedy: Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Veep (HBO)

Supporting Actor, Drama Series: Peter Dinklage - Game of Thrones (HBO)

Supporting Actress, Drama Series: Uzo Aduba - Orange is the New Black (Netflix)

Supporting Actor, Comedy Series: Tony Hale - Veep (HBO)

Supporting Actress, Comedy Series: Allison Janney - Mom (CBS)

Guest Actor, Drama Series: Reg E. Cathey - House of Cards (Netflix)

Guest Actress, Drama Series: Margo Martindale - The Americans (FX)

Writing, Drama Series: David Benioff, D.B. Weiss - Game of Thrones (HBO)

Directing, Drama Series: David Nutter - Game of Thrones (HBO)

Guest Actor, Comedy Series: Bradley Whitford - Transparent (Amazon)

Guest Actress, Comedy Series: Joan Cusack - Shameless (Showtime)

Writing, Comedy Series: Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci and Tony Roceh - Veep (HBO)

Directing, Comedy Series: Jill Soloway - Transparent (Amazon)

Reality Competition: The Voice (ABC)

Reality Host: Jane Lynch - Hollywood Game Night (NBC)

Structured Reality Program: Shark Tank (ABC)

Unstructured Reality Program: Deadliest Catch (Discovery)

Variety Talk Series: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central)

Variety Sketch Series: Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy Central)

Writing, Variety Special: Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store (LouisCK.net)

Directing, Variety Series: Chuck O'Neil - The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central)

Writing, Variety: Inside Amy Schumer (Comedy Central)

Variety Special: The Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special (NBC)

Directing, Variety Special: Don Roy King - The Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary Special (NBC)

Limited Series: Olive Kitteridge (HBO)

Movie: Bessie (HBO)

Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Richard Jenkins - Olive Kitteridge (HBO)

Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Frances McDormand - Olive Kitteridge (HBO)

Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Bill Murray - Olive Kitteridge (HBO)

Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Regina King - American Crime (ABC)

Directing for a Limited Series, Movie or Drama Special: Lisa Cholodenko - Olive Kitteridge (HBO)

Writing for a Limited Series, Movie or Drama Special: Jane Anderson - Olive Kitteridge (HBO)

Documentary: The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst (HBO)

Outstanding Animated Program: Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon Network)

Outstanding Short-Format Animated Program: Adventure Time (Cartoon Network)

Especially On Friday

C'mon...you know you feel the same way.

What Is The Love Ballad of Turd Ferguson

I don't think that's the right answer.

Talia Lavin may not have won Jeopardy!, but she did become Internet famous. On a recent episode of Jeopardy!, the Final Jeopardy! category was Oscar-Nominated Songs. The clue was "This song from a 1999 animated film about censorship had a word censored from its Oscar performance."

And here was her answer....

She made Alex Trebek say "Turd Ferguson"!

Why Turd Ferguson you ask? Remember this Saturday Night Live skit....

And just in case you were wondering, the correct answer was "Blame Canada" from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

#DWTS Season 21 Premier Recap

Season 21 of Dancing With The Stars premiered last night on ABC to my extreme delight! I rarely get this excited when it comes to television shows, especially reality ones, but #DWTS just makes me so happy! Let's get right to the good stuff....I had a hard time deciding which dance I liked the best, but so far my favorites are at the top of the leader board and I even have a surprise pick.

Bindi Irwin and Derek Hough are tied at the top of the leader board with a 24/30 for this Jive. They are going to be one of my favorite couples all season long. 

Also tied at the top of leader board are Backstreet Boy Nick Carter and Sharna Burgess with a 24/30 for this Cha Cha. Another one of my favorites.

But the surprise dance of the night goes to Alek Skarlatos and Lindsay Arnold's Foxtrot which got a 22/30. Even the judges were surprised! This guy is a contender for the finals.

It's the best part about Mondays for me. Dancing With The Stars airs on ABC at 7 p.m.