SEMI FULL OF WHITE CLAWS STARTS ON FIRE

PANIC!!!! OK, maybe don’t panic just yet. When I saw this story about a semi hauling White Claws burning in the Minnesota metro area a slew of jokes flew into my brain. White Claws do not taste better warmed up. How will bachelorette parties be able to overcome this? If Courtney and Andra don’t have their White Claws how will they prove they’re getting crazy drunk on their Insta story? Seriously, what will they hold up? How will you prove you’re watching your weight by drinking a WC instead of beer? New White Claw flavor: Burnt. Everybody is smoking food these days. Now try Smoked White Claws! There are so many that I can’t put on here. Sad really. Just remember that the supply chain will only be minimally impacted by this. There will still be Claws when you go out so don’t get too worried.