HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH MAKES A RING OUT OF RANCH DRESSING

Yes, you read that correctly and no it is not April first. I saw this story and though it must be a hoax or maybe a toy ring filled with ranch dressing mix. However, upon further research I’ve come to find that they did actually make a ring! It sounds crazy to even think about it and the science involved seems impossible and quite frankly wasted. I mean, if I let dry ranch dressing mix sit around long enough it will start balling up, but it’s still flavorful and can be sprinkled on any manner of potato form. What do you do with this ring? Unless the person you present it to loves ranch in an almost disturbing manner they very well might rebuff your offer. They actually have “HVR LVR” engraved inside the band and that better be true if you give it to someone, and you most likely are getting married in Flavortown because you can never escape that. I guess in the worst case scenario if you ever have a less than flavorful food item you can simply rub the ring on it to kick it up a notch or give it a lick in a pinch. Click the picture below to see the whole story.