HERE ARE SOME CHRISTMAS JOKES FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
Written by admin on December 21, 2022
You never want to come to a party unprepared. Whether you are supposed to bring a gift or maybe a hotdish, or a bottle to pass, or wear the proper attire you should not be sitting there as the odd person out. No matter what type of party it is from a fondue party, ugly sweater, martini, or a Lord Of The Rings themed soiree you should have some jokes to tell. You can’t just ask Siri to tell them to you all night! That’s not hard at all! Here is a list of some jokes you can use at any party this weekend.
These terrible Christmas jokes will either make you the life of the party!
- Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho ho ho.
- Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney? He has Claus-trophobia.
- What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
- I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me that nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I bought her nothing.
- What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who.
- A gingerbread man went to the doctor’s complaining of a sore knee. The doctor asked him. “Have you tried icing it?”
- Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
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