NEW WEDDING RULES THAT SEEM KIND OF RUDE
Written by admin on May 4, 2023
Wedding season is upon us! Things change as time passes. Traditions fluctuate as things become more modern or as faiths adjust to the times. When it comes to getting married there are a dozen plus things to consider beyond who should (or should not) sit next to each other. Slate has come up with a list of things that modern weddings should be doing to make things easier for those involved. you can view the entire list here. Some of them seem kind of rude, but maybe apply to some couples trying their best to have the most memorable day of their lives.
Here’s are a few of the “new rules”:
1. No more engagement parties.
2. No outdoor summer weddings.
3. Your closest friends, not you, should control the guest list.
4. It is entirely fine to deny anyone a plus-one for any reason.
5. Never say “black tie optional.” Choose.
6. It is fine to skip a wedding for any reason, but RSVP early.
7. No kids. If kids are needed for the ceremony, a car should be waiting.
8. If you travel from out of town, you don’t need to get the couple a gift . . . actually, all gifts should be banned.
9. It’s fine if someone else wears white.
10. No one has to walk you down the aisle.
11. Give us a good kiss.
12. Posed photos are over.
13. Simplify the menu: Just make your vegetarian option vegan.
14. Speeches must be pre-written.
15. Dancing is mandatory for everyone able.
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