GUY JUMPS INTO AN ALABAMA STORE’S AQUARIUM THEN GETS ARRESTED

When you go shopping there aren’t many special displays in the stores as the ones that adorn outdoor sporting goods stores. They can have large displays of taxidermy animals on a hillside or even a small coy pond. Some of the Bass Pro Shops go all out with a large aquarium of a mountain stream. In Alabama last week a man decided to get a very close look at the water by jumping in it. First, he crashed his car in the parking lot before running in, stripping off his clothes and jumping in the aquarium naked for all the world to see. It’s not sure if he was having some sort of breakdown or if he was on something, but he wasn’t embarrassed about being bare ass. The thing that most people kept pointing out was that the water must have been pretty cold due to something that was difficult to see. As one person said on X (formerly Twitter) was “You really didn’t need to blur that out.” A certain Seinfeld moment quickly comes to mind.