MMMMM… HOT DOG WATER FLAVORED SPARKLING WATER

It sounds like something Homer Simpson would say as a joke. Over the years The Simpsons have made this joke whenever something is edible or remotely sounds like something you would eat and Homer would start to drool. I think even he would reject this idea. 7-Eleven – which is thankfully nowhere near here is selling hot dog water flavored sparkling water. If you’ve ever walked into anywhere that is serving hot dogs out of hot water or seen it in a street cart and thought, “That might be good to drink”, we are not the same. I’m no fan of hot dogs and it’s OK if you are. However, it goes to another level when you think about wanting to drink that water or any version of water made to taste like it. This sounds terrible and I pray for humanity.

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— katie dzwierzynski (@kdzwierzynski) March 27, 2024